This one’s simple, cheap and very funny! Just grab a permanent marker and attack a (new) toilet roll with romantic quotes and toilet humour.
Start by unrolling the toilet paper to the 3rd or 4th square. This way she wont notice the joke until she needs it! Write her name nice and large and continue adding one word to each square after that.
To make this easier there’s an intro below and some humorous suggestions but be creative and make some of your own up too!
Welcome to your looventure! Don’t worry it’s all mostly clean. Except for this joke ‘insert one of the jokes’. ‘add something romantic’ etc…